Just Enjoy!!!!!!!

APPRAISAL
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
 
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks
twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes
 
given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
 
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
 
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.

Signed - Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER: “That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13) for my true assessment of him.”