Superb quotes…

1. Long back,
 a person who sacrificed his sleep,
 forgot his family,
 forgot his food,
 fogot laughter were called
 ”Saints”
 But now they are called..
 ”IT professionals”

2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
 ” If you are able to see this, Please tell me that
 my galfriend has fallen off”
        
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence
 of love..
 Love is always present..
 Its just that,
 One loves too much,
 and
 The other loves too many,

4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please
 increase my salary..!
 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents
 occuring outside the company..!

5. *Philosophy of life*
 At the begining of married life, every gal treats
 her husband as GOD,
 Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. *What is a Fear?*
 Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
 When pages of your book still smell new
 and
 Just few hours left for your exams..!

7. *Jus4Fun*
 Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More
 questions that a wise man
 cannot answer”
 No Wonder why so many of us speechless when
 lecturers ask question..!

8. Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
 Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says
 ”To the only boy I ever loved.!”
 Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

9. After reading the form filled by an applicant..
 The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!
 Applicant: What is it?
 Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”

10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
 *  Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…
 ….. Leave them to us*

Kya Aap Panchvi Pass Se Tez Hai

 

 

If u answer any five questions… …Feel proud…

 

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

 

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

 

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

 

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

 

5. What is expansion of “ICICI?”

 

6. What does “baker’s dozen” signify?

 

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

 

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?

 

9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?

 

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

 

11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

 

12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

 

13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever ..

 

14.Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from

 

international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

 

15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?

 

16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican )?

 

17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?

 

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Answers

 

1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax.

 

2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

 

3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports

 

4. Satellite Television Asian Region

 

5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

 

6. A bakers dozen consists of 13 items – 1 more than the items in a normal dozen

 

7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi being killed.

 

8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our s National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh-( Amar Sonar Bangla)

 

9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: god be with you.

 

10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.

 

11. South Korea.

 

12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known during the cold war)

 

13. Geoffrey Boycott

 

14. John Traicos

 

15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln

 

16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.

 

17. Polo.