• Physics

ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE:
When a body is immersed either wholly or partially in a fluid at rest, the apparent loss of weight suffered by it is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by it.

AVOGADRO’s LAW:
Equal volumes of all gases under the same conditions of temperature and pressure contain equal number of molecules.

BLACK BODY RADIATION:
A black body absorbs heat or radiates heat more quickly than any other body.

BOILING POINT:
It increases with the increase of pressure. The presence of impurities also raises the boiling point of a liquid.

CENTRE OF GRAVITY:
A body will remain at rest only if the vertical line through the centres of gravity passes through the base of support of the body.

COULOMB’S LAW:
The force between the two electric charges reduces to a quarter of its former value when the distance between them is doubled.

FARADAY’S LAWS OF ELECTROLYSIS:
The amount of chemical change during electrolysis is proportional to the charge passed. The masses of substances liberated or deposited by the same quantity of electric charge are proportional to their chemical equivalents.

LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MATTER:
In chemical changes, matter is neither created nor destroyed. The sum total of the masses of all the products of a chemical change is exactly equal to the sum total of the substances from which these products have been formed.

LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS:
The amount of heat given to a system is equal to the sum of the increase in the internal energy of the system and the external work done. It is impossible to construct a continuous self-acting machine that can pump heat energy from a body at lower temperature to a body at higher temperature.

LENZ’S LAW:
When an electric current is induced by a change in magnetic field, the induced current is always in such a direction that its magnetic field opposes the change of field which causes the induction.

MASS - ENERGY EQUATION:
E = mc², where E = quantity of energy released from the annihilation of matter of mass ‘m’, c = velocity of light. It implies that mass and energy are interchangeable.

NEWTON‘S LAW OF COOLING:
The rate at which a body cools or loses its heat to its surroundings is proportional to the excess of mean temperature of the body over that of the surroundings, provided this temperature excess is not too large.

NEWTON‘S UNIVERSAL LAW OF GRAVITATION:
Every body in the universe attracts every other body with a force, directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

NEWTON‘S LAWS OF MOTION:
Everybody continues in its state of rest or of uniform motion in a straight line unless it is compelled to change that state by a force [called Law of Inertia].

The rate of change of momentum of a moving body is proportional to the applied force and takes place in the direction of the force. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

OHM’S LAW:
The amount of current flowing in an electric circuit is governed by the voltage of the battery on dynamo which powers it. In other words, the current through a conductor is directly proportional the potential difference across the conductor and inversely proportional to its resistance.

RECTILINEAR PROPAGATION OF LIGHT:
Light travels in a straight line. Total internal reflection takes place when a ray of light tries to pass from a denser medium to a rarer medium at an angle of incidence more than the critical angle.

• Goegraphy

ANTIPODES:
A region or place on the opposite side of a point on the earth.

ANTICYCLONES:
Winds which blow outward from the center.

APHELION :
Position of the earth in its orbit when is at the maximum distance from the sun.

ARCHIPELAGO :
A cluster of islands, e.g., Pearl Islands in the Gulf of Panama.

AVALANCHE:
A vast mass of snow mixed with earth or stones.

CANYON:
A deep valley cut by a river through a mountain region, e,g., the Grand Canyon of the Colarado river in the USA..

CONTINENTAL SHELF:
Land adjoining a continent submerged in the sea.

DATE LINE:
An imaginary line pointing north-south approximating to the Meridian 180 (east or west) where the date changes by one day the moment it is crossed.

DELTA:
Alluvial deposit shaped like Greek letter, formed at the mouth of the river, where it falls into the sea, e.g., the Sunderban delta.

EQUINOXES:
The day on which nights and days are of equal duration, e.g., March 22 and September 23.

FOG:
When the atmospheric moisture touches cold earth and condenses on dust particles.

FROST:
When the atmospheric moisture deposits in the shape of icy flakes on the exposed objects or near the ground due to below freezing point temperature.

HIGH SEAS:
The parts of the sea which do not come under the territorial jurisdiction of the nations.

LOCAL TIME:
Time calculated from the sun at noon at any place of earth.

MERIDIAN:
Imaginary line joining north and south poles and cutting the equator at right angles.

MIST:
It is just like fog but contain more moisture.

PYGMALLION POINT:
The southernmost point of India, 700 km away from mainland India.

SIDEREAL DAY:
Time taken by the earth to rotate once round its axis.

SPRING TIDES:
Higher tides in the ocean caused by the sun and the moon together. When the sun, the earth and the moon are positioned in a straight line.

NEAP TIDES:
Tides caused by the differences of the forces exerted by the moon and the sun when both are at right angles to each other.

TUNDRAS:
Peripheral area of Arctic ocean.

TYCOON:
Violent hurricane in China Sea.

WESTERLIES:
Constant winds blowing from south-west in the northern hemisphere and north-west in south hemisphere.

• Social Science

APARTHEID :
Policy of racial segregation practiced by the South African Government.

ADJOURNMENT:
A motion moved by a member of a legislature to adjourn consideration of the issues in hand for discussing a matter of urgent public importance.

AUTONOMY:
Power to control internal affairs.

BILATERAL AGREEMENT:
An agreement between two countries.

BUFFER STATE:
A small neutral state between two big states.

BY-ELECTION:
A mid term election to fill a seat rendered vacant.

ENVOY:
A diplomatic emissary accredited to the country and holding position below that of an ambassador.

FLOOR CROSSING:
The act of changing political loyalty by a person or a group.

FRANCHISE:
Right to cast vote in the public elections.

GENOCIDE:
Intention to destroy wholly or in part a religious, ethnic or political group.

GHERAO:
Encircling a person and rending him incapable of doing anything till he/she concedes demands.

HABEAS CORPUS:
A type of a writ issued by a High Court or Supreme court against illegal detention of a person.

HOT LINE:
A direct telephone link between the White House and Kremlin established in 1963.

PERSONALITY CULT:
Too much adulation for a ruler or a political figure.

SECULARISM:
Affirmation in all the faiths, showing no official patronage to any religions or religions.

SOCIALISM:
Control of production and means of distribution in the hands of the State.

VETO:
Right to reject any resolution or enactment passed by the legislature.

January 01-09 dog
January 10-24 mouse
January 25-31 lion
February 01-05 cat
February 06-14 dove
February 15-21 turtle
February 22-28 panther
March 01-12 monkey
March 13-15 lion
March 16-23 mouse
March 24-31 cat
April 01-03 dog
April 04-14 panther
April 15-26 mouse
April 27-30 turtle
May 01-13 monkey
May 14-21 dove
May 22-31 lion
June 01-03 mouse
June 04-14 turtle
June 15-20 dog
June 21 -24 monkey
June 25-30 cat
July 01-09 mouse
July 10-15 dog
July 16-26 dove
July 27-31 cat
August 01-15 monkey
August 16-25 mouse
August 26-31 turtle
September 01-14 dove
September 15-27 cat
September 28-30 dog
October 01-15 monkey
October 16-27 turtle
October 28-31 panther
November 01 -16 lion
November 17-30 cat
December 01-16 dog
December 17-25 monkey
December 26-31 dove

If u are a Dog
You are a very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty
can never be

doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it
comes to your
attitude towards working. You are a very simple
person, indeed,
absolutely hassle free, humble and down to earth!!
That explains the
reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a
good taste for
clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is
trendy, you sure
are depressed .you are popular and easy going. You
have a little group
of dignified friends, all of them being quality
personified.

If you are a Mouse
Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous
gleam in your
eyes what makes you so cute and attractive to
everyone. You are an
extremely fun to be with kind of person. No wonder,
people seek for
your company and look forward to include you for all
get together
however, you are sensitive, which is a drawback.
People need to select
their words while talking t! o you. If someone tries
to fiddle around
and play with words while dealing with you, it is
enough to invite
your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Lion
Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace
loving person. You
best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required
to fight. An
outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a
long duration.
You are a born leader, and have it in you how to
tactfully derive work
from people. You love being loved, and when you
receive your share of
limelight from someone, you are all his or hers!!!
Well, well hence
some people could even take advantage, flatter you to
the maximum, and
get their work done. So, be careful!

If u are a Cat
You are an extremely lovable, adorable person,
sometimes shy, with a
passion for quick wit. At times you prefer quietness.
You love
exploring various things and going into depth of each
thing. Under
normal circumstances, you are cool, when given a
reason to; you are
like a volcano waiting to erupt. You’re a fashion
bird. People look
forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. You
mingle along
freely but don’t like talking much to strangers.
People feel very easy
in your company. You observe care in choosing your
friends.

If you are a turtle
You are near to perfect and nice to heart. The
examples of your
kindness are always circulated in groups of people.
You too love
peace. You wouldn’t't like to retaliate even to a
person who is in the
wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to
talk behind ones
back. People love the way you always treat them. You
can give, give,
and give love, and the best part is that you do not
expect it back in
return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a
practical light is
what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a dove
You symbolize a very happy go lucky approach in
life. What ever the
surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain
unaffected. infact
you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader
of your group of
friends and good at consoling people in their times of
need. You
dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from
hypocrites. They can
never be in your good books, no matter what. You are

methodical and
organized in your work. No amount of mess hence can
ever encompass
you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love.

If you are a panther
You are a mysterious. You are someone who can handle
pressure with
ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going
berserk. You can be
mean at times and love to gossip with your selected
group. You are
very prim and proper. You like all situations and
things to be in the
way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a
result, you may
lose out in some relationships. But other wise, you
love to help
people out from difficult and tight spots when they
really need you.

If you are a monkey
Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done
as quickly as
possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if
you are the
center of attraction. That way, you people are unique.
You would like
to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Should your
name be dragged
or featured in any sort of controversy. You then go
all panicky.
Therefore, you take your precautions from the very
beginning. When you
foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves

you from
falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you
people are.

“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left

hand .And “lollipop”   is the longest word typed with your right hand

No word in the English language  rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.  

“Dreamt” is the only English word that  ends in the letters “mt”.   

Our eyes  are always  the same size   from birth, but  our nose

and ears  ever stop  growing.                      

The  sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of  the alphabet.

The words ‘racecar,’  ‘kayak’    and  ’level’   are the same  whether they are read left to right or right to left  (palindromes).

There are only four words in the  English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous,  and hazardous.

There are two words in the English  language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

  
TYPEWRITER  is the  longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the  keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each  ear.

A goldfish  has a  memory span of three seconds. 

A “jiffy” is an  actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark   is the  only fish that can blink with both eyes.

 An ostrich’s  eye is bigger than  its brain.

 February 1865 is the only month in  recorded history not to have a full moon.  

 The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six  inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave  was  invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar  melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that  Niagara  Falls  froze completely solid.

Dog Watch
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”

The Boss

The Burnt Ears
One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.
He said: “I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear.”
The man asked “So what happened to your other ear?”
He said “That same stupid guy called again”

What part did you get?
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

Hotel Ka Khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi huwa?
Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab khana to 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur agar tum ye bata do kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumhara hai aur agar tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint to de.

Clever
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon…
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the daytime when we don’t need it.

Germs
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

1. Long back,
 a person who sacrificed his sleep,
 forgot his family,
 forgot his food,
 fogot laughter were called
 ”Saints”
 But now they are called..
 ”IT professionals”

2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
 ” If you are able to see this, Please tell me that
 my galfriend has fallen off”
        
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence
 of love..
 Love is always present..
 Its just that,
 One loves too much,
 and
 The other loves too many,

4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please
 increase my salary..!
 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents
 occuring outside the company..!

5. *Philosophy of life*
 At the begining of married life, every gal treats
 her husband as GOD,
 Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. *What is a Fear?*
 Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
 When pages of your book still smell new
 and
 Just few hours left for your exams..!

7. *Jus4Fun*
 Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More
 questions that a wise man
 cannot answer”
 No Wonder why so many of us speechless when
 lecturers ask question..!

8. Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
 Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says
 ”To the only boy I ever loved.!”
 Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

9. After reading the form filled by an applicant..
 The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!
 Applicant: What is it?
 Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”

10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
 *  Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…
 ….. Leave them to us*

WHERE TO TAP
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
“What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!”
So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”
The man sent a bill that read:

Tapping with a hammer …………………… $              2.00
Knowing where to tap ………………………. $       9998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference

All of these are quotes by Chanakya who was an Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC.

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are hooked first. “
” Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venemous”.

“The biggest Guru-mantra is” Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”

“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”

“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”

“The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.”

“Once you start a working on something, don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.”

“The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”

“God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple.”

“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”
“Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.”

“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”

“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”
“Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip .

2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
Ans : Banta’s house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!

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